Ta Da

Look where Colbert is now - The National Protrait Gallery

I Thought I Wouldn't Care...

...but I drowned my keyboard with drool when El Jobso announced this.

Stereotyping?

Yes, and hilarious, too.

Bag Junkie Heaven

Five Head-Turning Bags for Your Notebook

I spent hours browsing the bags mentioned in the comments. While "head-turning" definitely describes the bags listed in the actual article, "idiotic" is my impression of these bags in terms of practicality.